Jeff Passan Tweet Generator

Jeff Passan covers MLB trades, free-agent contracts and injury news for ESPN — often down to the exact dollar figure. Put together your own baseball insider tweet.

What you can make

• a blockbuster trade
• a record contract
• a Tommy John update
• a deadline deal
• a spring-training scoop

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